History is full of examples of traditions gone awry. Rules and guidelines that were to serve a purpose; but over the years have been perverted and have become social road-blocks. Rani Karnavati sent a rakhi to Humayun, so that he would be emotionally black-mailed into saving her city; today the next door girl ties rakhi on your wrist, so you don’t letch on her. People in Spain started speaking Spanish with a lisp to please their king; now they can’t speak any other way. Today we take a look at one such modern tradition that has become a monster unto itself.
Captcha is a term which is used to describe a small test which is put in online registration forms, so that the website can confirm that you are a human (filling a form out of you own free will), and not a drone (coded and enslaved by a geek in a dark sweaty room in front of a blue CRT). It’s an acronym and supposed to do what its says “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”.
It was all well and good when it started out. There was an image, and there was some text on it, and you had to enter what you saw. Simple and straight forward right. Yeah well soon you had words so twisted and stroked, that it was difficult to say whether I was supposed to use a mirror or read it upside down. What more they also started using words which made no sense, now you can’t use your vast vocabulary to identify what that black smear that looks more like a musical note reads.
Soon enough they were bored with these petty games, and in came backgrounds. The words were spaced and in black (no twisting, no turning), it can’t get easier right. Wrong because behind that simple 4 letter word is most deep shit crazy network of lines that you can think of. It almost feels as if Captain Hook did a number on that one and then handed it over to Wolverine for good measure and then left it Mr. Scissor Hand to take it to the frame. Is that a ‘t’ or an ‘l’, and even if it is a ‘l’ you sure it ain’t an ‘i’.
Then some really got smart. They started using math questions (cause computers are really bad at it you know). Once again they were simple to answer, and I thought Captcha had taken a turn for the better, until one fine day I saw this:
You know how faulting on a Captcha feels like, it feels like you are the stupidest dumb quack on this planet. More than once I have tried using the “Audio Captcha”, and I would let you know I am fit and able 6’0″ 92 kg dude with no health problems. Even more often have I “refreshed Captcha” until I get an easy one. Is it not insulting enough already that Google tells us what to search for (Did you mean this dumbawad, cause I searched for this), that now we have to fail even the most basic of Human validation.
But you know what gets me the most, is when I fill a long scroll of a form, reach the end, misspell my Captcha, and the whole form resets. Yeah that really get my gears going.
I enjnoyed reading your blog post. It’s great to know that I am not alone in my semi-neurotic hatred of the capcha! Great writing, funny pics. Nice to have found you in the A-Z challenge. My “C” post will be up in just a bit. Stop on by! http://www.tammypetry.blogspot.com
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Yes A-Z challenge does a better job than Facebook and Twitter when it comes to meeting fellow writers…I am glad you liked it…and btw we loved your poetry too..
-Ayush
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LOL π You have filled a lot of CAPTCHA forms for sure!! Are you serious about maths question?? Have never seen this one! Though have seen a lot of convoluted and twisted alphabets and numbers but not a maths question!
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The good maths captcha is on BeeMp3… I cant tell you where the weird one is…or else you would have to kill me
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Hilarious! I’m ever so allergic to CAPTCHA. I’ll know from your comment whether you’re human or not! π
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Right, because people don’t create scripts which automate comments….
but this is 100% brain generated….Corinne….I am human.
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Have you people checked out http://areyouahuman.com? It is so cool! It’s the vaccine against captcha π
Akhil.
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Glad I’m not the only one who hates them and I have seen the maths questions a few times, most are simple 5 +8 = ,but the ones that need you to do an equations, no sorry, after 4 attempts my ego can’t take it, I reach for the delete X.
thanks for the link, http://areyouahuman.com/ I’ll go look.
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Yes the site is great. Forget the captcha thingy, I was more busy playing the game.
-Ayush
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Glad I finally know what CAPTCHA stands for now! Thanks for that. And a thumbs up for this post – totally relate to it.
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Thank god, and here I was thinking, I was the only one who struggled with those cross between musical notes and text.
-Ayush
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You should have turned Captcha on for this post. I never knew what the acronym meant. I liked the post!
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I would have, but its asked for a Captcha, to turn on the Captcha…I gave up..
-Ayush
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π Inception!
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Great post–I can’t stand those little Captchas. They never work for me, and yes, I do feel like the stupidest person in the world. Great topic!
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Love it! Captchas drive me mad.
I had an eye op so you can imagine what it was like when I was wearing an eyepatch!!! π
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Apart from the fact that you share my hate for Captcha, did you hear a Pirate hat, and hook on your hand with your eye patch…That would have been bloody cool…just curious…
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I’m so sorry to disappoint you π
But I may need to have the other eye done, so I will definitely consider it… x
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Haar Haar….
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Hey Ayush,
OMG! I hate Captcha and had no idea what it was called. Great post! I thought it was just me due to my vision from keratoconus, but everyone hates this thing I guess. You can’t tell letters from numbers–it’s all a mess! Why is the world so stupid and frustrating? I can’t believe the one that looks like physics–back to physics again.
Alisa π
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I don’t hate Physics, almost did my major in it. But then Integration happened, and I picked Computers instead. But yes the Captcha….I do my research against my enemies…
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I hate physics, but that talk was with Akhil way back. Really, I never studied it much as it looks too scary, but my step-dad (physician) watches DVDs of PhD level physics courses for fun. Odd? He probably secretly invented Captcha in some laboratory. Hahaha. π
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ROFL !
A math captcha . god am dead π¦
I also refresh many times to get an easier captcha… LOVED the post
lol worthy
brilliant
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Yeah they started off slow…with 2+2….but that escalated quickly…
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Where all do you ramble to get these? And boy, you do have patience! I blacklist the site almost immediately. If they want Z security, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is all they are gonna get from me!
BlogwatiG
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When you have surfed the net as much as I have, you have seen some strange captchas….
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Another hilarious post ! If they are going to do captcha on me …I am going to turn my back on them ….friends…enemies …frenemies whatever π
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aahhhh….what are your friends gonna say about that….
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